"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Vagina Appreciation Thread

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Have you seen a vagina or felt one? Cause, it sounds like you have no idea...
 

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So...you want to have a Vagina...Monologue??
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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San Jose California said:
Then you'd know that they smell and taste disgusting.
Umm...thats cause you been messing with nasty girls who lack proper hygiene.
 

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Around the time when I lost it I liked eating out, then over time I started not liking it. Though I've heard some testimonies that women like it when a man knows how to go down on them better than sex sometimes.
 

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I definitely appreciate an attractive vagina. Nice, fleshy lips, not TOO much skin but some, I prefer them dark on the outside and creamy on the inside, much like a Lindt chocolate truffle. Mmmmm....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Raikojo17 said:
IN this thread we talk about Vaginas

Their looks, strategies, and what makes them feel so good, and how to get lots of them

Maybe even a few pictures of some nice ones

Sound like fun?
Their looks: They look like vaginas.

Strategies: A simple in and out job. Much like a bank robbery.

What makes them feel so good: Because they're vaginas.

How to get more: Go out and try to get more.

Yeah, that was pretty fun. :D
 

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I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
 

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speakeasy said:
I think God did too good a job when he created Eve...Eve's womb in particular. It's hard for me to last very long unless I'm wearing a condom. It just feels just too f--king good raw. Some girl's p-ssies feel so good that you could almost bust within seconds of putting it in if you don't catch yourself.

P U S S Y. God's gift to man. Think about it, aren't we lucky that we don't mate by a woman laying eggs that we then fertilize outside her body, the way fish do. It's so much more fun the mammalian way.
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
 

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Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh slimy slit
How men wallow
In thy piss with such bliss

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
Oh dark and dismal hole
All covered in hair and matted in 5hit
Thee smells like a polecat's ass

Oh cvnt, oh cvnt
I love thee
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Drewskie said:
Sooo true my man, soo true. BTW, can you guys actually tell a difference between vag's? I'm talking strictly sensation-wise, not how they look. To me, they're pretty much all the same when you're inside em. Is this just me?
Oh no.....there is a HUGE difference in some women's tw@ts.

It's mainly due to the consistency of their natural lubrication (or lack thereof).

Another big difference actually has nothing to do with the vagina- it's the shape of a woman's body and the amount of flexibility she has.

Sex is soooo much better with a woman who is trim, fit, or at least well proportioned. A woman with larger thighs is less enjoyable most of the time since it's harder to maneuver her around and harder to get deep penetration.

I am visually attracted to women with a decent amount of curves, but for sex there is nothing that compares to a woman who is has a slightly lower bodyfat percentage.

It's like hitting the lottery when you get a chick who has a slightly below average bodyfat percentage but has a plump ass and better yet some nice "C" cups.

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!
 

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after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
 

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Drewskie said:
after I posted that I thought about the lubrication thing, that does make quite a deffierence. But, lets say you were blindfolded, and had to stick 5 different chicks, no touching with your hands, just pipen em, could you really tell the difference between all of them? i honestly don't think i could.
I suppose if you know a chick enough, you could

but that would be like asking to identify someone's farts

sure it varies, but not by enough to actually tell much difference unless you were an expert
 

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Anybody remember that episode of Seinfield when Jerry was talking about vagina's? I don't remember the exact words but it was something like, "Why do they call it vagina? It sounds like a disease. Oh you have vagina, I'm so sorry."
 
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