"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah I might be gone by tomorrow morning. Was it seriously THAT offensive? Or is she just using that as an excuse?
How would you guys take it if a chick in the mature man's forum said something that could be percieved as insulting, to STR8UP or one of the older guys, about their wrinkly old balls, or their less than stellar pistol?? There are TONS of threads over there that claim older men are the sh!t. It is the same thing that you guys are dealing with over there. If chicks were to come here and see some of those threads, they'd be just as quick to point out a few things, and if someone was to compare a certain susceptible member's major member to dried beef jerky... You'd be up in arms for sure.

Do unto others as you wish done to you!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I don't think I'd be offended if I girl said my c0ck might taste like an astro pop but If I had a gut... she wouldn't want me. She doesn't even know me enough to be offended!

And second of all, if I WAS OFFENDED I wouldn't ask a mod to delete someone's post because I didn't like it. That's just childish!


I made a crack about you sucking a baseball through a crazystraw and YOU didn't get offended. Hell, you didn't even respond.


Iqqi, you're starting make me think that all women aren't as thick-skinned as you are. Hmm


Edit: By the way you used the word "chicks" to describe women. I'm offended! Mods!! Delete her post!
 

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I don't think I'd be offended if I girl said my c0ck might taste like an astro pop but If I had a gut... she wouldn't want me. She doesn't even know me enough to be offended!

And second of all, if I WAS OFFENDED I wouldn't ask a mod to delete someone's post because I didn't like it. That's just childish!


I made a crack about you sucking a baseball through a crazystraw and YOU didn't get offended. Hell, you didn't even respond.


Iqqi, you're starting make me think that all women aren't as thick-skinned as you are. Hmm


Edit: By the way you used the word "chicks" to describe women. I'm offended! Mods!! Delete her post!

There are a lot of sensitive people in this world. Even here, at sosuave, much to my surprise! :cool:

Lord forbid you tell someone they are acting like a pvssy!!!


But you actually went a step further, and specified what the pvssy might taste like! :D

Bad Thunder.
 

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iqqi said:
There are a lot of sensitive people in this world. Even here, at sosuave, much to my surprise! :cool:

Lord forbid you tell someone they are acting like a pvssy!!!


But you actually went a step further, and specified what the pvssy might taste like! :D

Bad Thunder.


WHAT IT MIGHT TASTE LIKE!! MIGHT!!! I mean, God bless her if it actually TASTE like one of my favorite pies! My God can you imagine how happy her boyfriend would be!?

Warm it up a little..
Put some whipped cream on top of it...


*sigh* Now I'm actually starting to feel bad! Thanks, Iqqi!! XD
 

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iqqi said:
How would you guys take it if a chick in the mature man's forum said something that could be percieved as insulting, to STR8UP or one of the older guys, about their wrinkly old balls, or their less than stellar pistol??!
Pot say hi to kettle.

KarmaSutra said:
03-12-2008, 01:08 PM "What we've got here is a - (beat) - failure to communicate."
iqqi said:
03-27-2008, 01:26 So basically what we have here, is a failure to communicate.
A plagiarist too?

iqqi said:
03-26-2008, 10:05 PM That would be plagiarism, don't do that.
Oh man, you told on yourself.

iqqi said:
So who guessed my handle over there? Any takers, haha, I made it kind of obvious.
It's Disgruntled Old Bird.

I win!

So not only are you an extreme pessimist, a Fairweather poster, a mumbling, stumbling idiot but also a hypocrit and a coward.

Gee, why don't more men find you alluring?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ThunderMaverick said:
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Haha. I wasn't TRYING to offend her! Honestly! I think I've been making some progress and I don't want to get banned for that. Ahh whatever!
Dude!! I was trying to help this chick in the coping forum. She's in bad shape, well, I'm sure in worse shape now.

You should apologize.
 

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Blah blah blah

A plagiarist too?
I can't believe you'd really try to take credit for that one. :rolleyes:

And :crackup:

And :moon:

And I am also not surprised that more men on the SOSUAVE aka BFC Board, don't find me alluring. I prefer the real life ones that do, anyhoo.
 

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I complemented her on her looks. That might be just as good as an apology.



Edit: Iqqi, you know I'm head over heels for you so don't act surpised!


Edit 2: "real life ones"? What are we, a message board full of stuffed raggedy Andies?
 

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So not only are you an extreme pessimist, a Fairweather poster, a mumbling, stumbling idiot but also a hypocrit and a coward.

Gee, why don't more men find you alluring?
^^^^ That would be an example of flame baiting and name calling, by the way. You shouldn't do that over there if you want to be well recieved.
 

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I complemented her on her looks. That might be just as good as an apology.
OK, I just did some damage control on that thread...

I wonder how long it will take for us all to get banned.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You call THAT "DAMAGE CONTROL"!?!?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

We're doomed.:nervous:
 

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^^^^ That would be an example of flame baiting and name calling, by the way. You shouldn't do that over there if you want to be well recieved.
I'll keep it in mind.

Thank you for your concern as I know it's heartfelt.
 
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Edit: By the way you used the word "chicks" to describe women. I'm offended! Mods!! Delete her post!

Iqqi is turning into a man. Told ya this place is going to ruin you.
 

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Oh man, I haven't had this much fun on sosuave in YEARS!

I discovered that you have to pay a fee over there for a "Supporting Membership" which allows you to PM other members.
No, that's what they want you to think.

All you have to do is turn Private Messaging on, and you're good to go.

...and if you talk about turning Private Messaging on in the public forum, your post gets deleted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dam des. How do you turn private messaging on?

Oh, what was your Name over there?
 

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Desdinova said:
edit: okay, maybe I didn't get canned. My browser was just acting goofy.

Dude, I can't find the options that turns my private messaging on!
 

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Desdinova said:
I GOT FVCKING BANNED.

After two years of dedicated posting and helping other forum members, they toss me out like a bag of mouldy used tampons.
Don't worry Des I'm plotting revenge for you as we speak.

I've got a great idea for a character to make at that place and I'm going to need KarmaSutra's unique brand of comedy to tear my character apart...but more gently than he does here to real AFC's so that the symps and feminists over there don't ban us.

Ahh who am I kidding? He got away with the double penetration campbell's soup Mother Theresa joke over there he can say anything that he wants. :crackup:

So yeah its gonna be fvckin great if I can muster the energy either later today or tomorrow to create the account and PM Karma and give him the details of how this needs to go. I've got a bit more planned to mess with their heads than just comedy talk. :p
 

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To turn Private Messaging on:

Go to "My Profile / CP"
... oh cool! You can see your warnings here!

Go to "Edit Options"

Under "Messaging & Notification" click "enable private messaging"

Have fun!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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