VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
New addition: "Brick House 2003," by Lionel Ritchie and Rob Zombie. It's on the "House of 1000 Corpses" soundtrack, and it's beyond cool.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The DJ Soundtrack, Reborn!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Yet another tune to add to the pile:
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
How come no one has mentioned:
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
I used to have the beginning of that song for one of my signatures. If you look over some of my older posts, you'll see it.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
yup. i love that song. how about at the end when girls are talking and he comes out and says "hey, nice head"... the girl is like, "Did u hear, he Likes my head!!!!" , the other goes "aww, what's wrong with my head?" and the first one goes "oh, its cute"
lol
lol
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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HELL YEAH!Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Also NERD - Lapdance
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Bush - Speed Kills
My additions to the DJ soundtrack.Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
2pac - Keep ya head up (if u listen to the lyrics, there really hot)
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
dont you die on me! bumpo
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
bad to the bone-George thorogood
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
to da motha ****in top!
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills by Pantera---some pretty DJ lyrics if you ask me!
legolas
Master Don Juan
Here's some old songs that some peop's must listen to:
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.