"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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New addition: "Brick House 2003," by Lionel Ritchie and Rob Zombie. It's on the "House of 1000 Corpses" soundtrack, and it's beyond cool.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Fünf Sterne Deluxe - Willst du mit mir Gehen?

I... I love this song!
 

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Yet another tune to add to the pile:

If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite

"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
 

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How come no one has mentioned:

The Eagles: Take it easy

Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.

If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:

Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain

Or any James Brown...

I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.

Mr. Mystery
 

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How come no one has mentioned:

The Eagles: Take it easy
I used to have the beginning of that song for one of my signatures. If you look over some of my older posts, you'll see it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better

Cause I'm the ****! :)

Mr. Mystery
 

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yup. i love that song. how about at the end when girls are talking and he comes out and says "hey, nice head"... the girl is like, "Did u hear, he Likes my head!!!!" , the other goes "aww, what's wrong with my head?" and the first one goes "oh, its cute"

lol
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better

Cause I'm the ****! :)

Mr. Mystery
HELL YEAH!

Also NERD - Lapdance
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Bush - Speed Kills

:D My additions to the DJ soundtrack.
 

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This one definately belongs on the soundtrack:

Usher - My Way
 

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Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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2pac - Keep ya head up (if u listen to the lyrics, there really hot)

BIG - Juicy

Dr Dre - Xxplosive

Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music

Jay Z - Big Pimpin

2pac - i ain't mat at ya

BIG - One More Chance

2pac - i get around

Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
 

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Had to resurrect the thread, cause I'm making myself a DJ Soundtrack... music to be pumped or inspired by...

Saliva - Your Disease

Tenacious D - Tribute
 

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Saliva - Superstar
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills by Pantera---some pretty DJ lyrics if you ask me!
 

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Anyone know the name for the Olympic song? I want to add that so you can feel like you are the best in your country at picking up the ladies. Not the ones of the night though...
 

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Here's some old songs that some peop's must listen to:

Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
 

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Too Short - Pimp Shit
Too Short - Players Holiday
Too Short - Pimpology
Snoop Doggy Dogg - Ain't No Fun
2pac - Thug Nature
2pac - Lets Be Friends
Dr. Dre - Xxplosive
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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