VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
New addition: "Brick House 2003," by Lionel Ritchie and Rob Zombie. It's on the "House of 1000 Corpses" soundtrack, and it's beyond cool.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Yet another tune to add to the pile:
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
How come no one has mentioned:
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
I used to have the beginning of that song for one of my signatures. If you look over some of my older posts, you'll see it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
yup. i love that song. how about at the end when girls are talking and he comes out and says "hey, nice head"... the girl is like, "Did u hear, he Likes my head!!!!" , the other goes "aww, what's wrong with my head?" and the first one goes "oh, its cute"
lol
lol
ShizamDaMan
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HELL YEAH!Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Also NERD - Lapdance
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Bush - Speed Kills
My additions to the DJ soundtrack.Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
2pac - Keep ya head up (if u listen to the lyrics, there really hot)
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
dont you die on me! bumpo
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
bad to the bone-George thorogood
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
to da motha ****in top!
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills by Pantera---some pretty DJ lyrics if you ask me!
legolas
Master Don Juan
Here's some old songs that some peop's must listen to:
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.