VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
New addition: "Brick House 2003," by Lionel Ritchie and Rob Zombie. It's on the "House of 1000 Corpses" soundtrack, and it's beyond cool.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The DJ Soundtrack, Reborn!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Yet another tune to add to the pile:
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
How come no one has mentioned:
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
I used to have the beginning of that song for one of my signatures. If you look over some of my older posts, you'll see it.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
yup. i love that song. how about at the end when girls are talking and he comes out and says "hey, nice head"... the girl is like, "Did u hear, he Likes my head!!!!" , the other goes "aww, what's wrong with my head?" and the first one goes "oh, its cute"
lol
lol
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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HELL YEAH!Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Also NERD - Lapdance
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Bush - Speed Kills
My additions to the DJ soundtrack.Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
2pac - Keep ya head up (if u listen to the lyrics, there really hot)
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
dont you die on me! bumpo
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
bad to the bone-George thorogood
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
to da motha ****in top!
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills by Pantera---some pretty DJ lyrics if you ask me!
legolas
Master Don Juan
Here's some old songs that some peop's must listen to:
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.