VoodooChild
Senior Don Juan
New addition: "Brick House 2003," by Lionel Ritchie and Rob Zombie. It's on the "House of 1000 Corpses" soundtrack, and it's beyond cool.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
The DJ Soundtrack, Reborn!
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
Yet another tune to add to the pile:
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
If Ya Love Me - Honeymoon Suite
"So if ya love me leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Cause I could never love you anyway
So **** off and leave me alone
Don't try to make me stay
If ya love me baby walk away
Save your heartache for another day"
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
How come no one has mentioned:
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
The Eagles: Take it easy
Pretty much all the Eagles stuff is great.
If you wanna hear a good beat and lots of talkin:
Orange Juice Jone: Walking in the rain
Or any James Brown...
I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now, but I'm sure I'll be back.
Mr. Mystery
Bungo Pony
Master Don Juan
I used to have the beginning of that song for one of my signatures. If you look over some of my older posts, you'll see it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr. Mystery
Master Don Juan
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
yup. i love that song. how about at the end when girls are talking and he comes out and says "hey, nice head"... the girl is like, "Did u hear, he Likes my head!!!!" , the other goes "aww, what's wrong with my head?" and the first one goes "oh, its cute"
lol
lol
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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HELL YEAH!Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
N.E.R.D.- Things are getting better
Cause I'm the ****!
Mr. Mystery
Also NERD - Lapdance
Jimi Hendrix - Stone Free
Bush - Speed Kills
My additions to the DJ soundtrack.Blurry - Puddle of Mudd
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
This Buds For You - Budwieser Theme
In A Gadda Da Vida - Iron Butterfly
Swing Swing - All-American Rejects
Still Waiting - Sum 41
I can - NAS (some people hate it, some love it. I just feel like adding it.)
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
2pac - Keep ya head up (if u listen to the lyrics, there really hot)
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
BIG - Juicy
Dr Dre - Xxplosive
Eric Sermon/Marvin Gay - Just like music
Jay Z - Big Pimpin
2pac - i ain't mat at ya
BIG - One More Chance
2pac - i get around
Lumidee ft 50 cent - never leave you remix
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
dont you die on me! bumpo
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
bad to the bone-George thorogood
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
to da motha ****in top!
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills by Pantera---some pretty DJ lyrics if you ask me!
legolas
Master Don Juan
Here's some old songs that some peop's must listen to:
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters (one of the few slow songs not be AFC)
Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Idol - Cradle of Love
Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
Bon Jovi - One Wild Night
George Michael - I Want Your Sex
George Michael - Too Funky
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.