"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Eposide 3, a random exert from the Show.. titled Guess hos coming to dinner:

Huey: "Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?"

Grandad: "Because I laid my game down quite flat."

Riley: "Game? What you know about The Game, Grandad?"

Grandad: "I know The Game."

Riley: "Taking women out to eat? Givin 'em free meals? What part of The Game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster, with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."

Grandad: "I know The Game, your grandaddy knows The Game."

Riley: "Game recognize Game, Grandad."

Grandad: "I recognize Game! Your grandaddy recognize Game!"

Riley: "Game recognize Game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now! I ... I can't ... where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?"

Grandad: [Pause] "I ain't got time to mess around with y'all ... I got a date! Get out the way!"

Riley: "Don't do it, Grandad! Don't feed her!"

Grandad: "C'mon, now, stop it! Get off my leg! ... Don't try to pull me back!"

Riley: "Don't ... feed ... her ... the ... cheddar ... biscuits!"

Grandad: "Get off me, boy ... what the Hell is wrong with you?"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Its been a while since I have seen this show. It has some really funny moments
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
 

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mpimpin said:
This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
:rockon:

The whole Series is hilarious!
 
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