"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eposide 3, a random exert from the Show.. titled Guess hos coming to dinner:

Huey: "Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?"

Grandad: "Because I laid my game down quite flat."

Riley: "Game? What you know about The Game, Grandad?"

Grandad: "I know The Game."

Riley: "Taking women out to eat? Givin 'em free meals? What part of The Game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster, with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."

Grandad: "I know The Game, your grandaddy knows The Game."

Riley: "Game recognize Game, Grandad."

Grandad: "I recognize Game! Your grandaddy recognize Game!"

Riley: "Game recognize Game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now! I ... I can't ... where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?"

Grandad: [Pause] "I ain't got time to mess around with y'all ... I got a date! Get out the way!"

Riley: "Don't do it, Grandad! Don't feed her!"

Grandad: "C'mon, now, stop it! Get off my leg! ... Don't try to pull me back!"

Riley: "Don't ... feed ... her ... the ... cheddar ... biscuits!"

Grandad: "Get off me, boy ... what the Hell is wrong with you?"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Its been a while since I have seen this show. It has some really funny moments
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
 

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mpimpin said:
This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
:rockon:

The whole Series is hilarious!
 
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