"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Eposide 3, a random exert from the Show.. titled Guess hos coming to dinner:

Huey: "Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?"

Grandad: "Because I laid my game down quite flat."

Riley: "Game? What you know about The Game, Grandad?"

Grandad: "I know The Game."

Riley: "Taking women out to eat? Givin 'em free meals? What part of The Game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster, with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."

Grandad: "I know The Game, your grandaddy knows The Game."

Riley: "Game recognize Game, Grandad."

Grandad: "I recognize Game! Your grandaddy recognize Game!"

Riley: "Game recognize Game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now! I ... I can't ... where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?"

Grandad: [Pause] "I ain't got time to mess around with y'all ... I got a date! Get out the way!"

Riley: "Don't do it, Grandad! Don't feed her!"

Grandad: "C'mon, now, stop it! Get off my leg! ... Don't try to pull me back!"

Riley: "Don't ... feed ... her ... the ... cheddar ... biscuits!"

Grandad: "Get off me, boy ... what the Hell is wrong with you?"
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Its been a while since I have seen this show. It has some really funny moments
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
 
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mpimpin said:
This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
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Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
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:rockon:

The whole Series is hilarious!
 
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