"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Eposide 3, a random exert from the Show.. titled Guess hos coming to dinner:

Huey: "Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?"

Grandad: "Because I laid my game down quite flat."

Riley: "Game? What you know about The Game, Grandad?"

Grandad: "I know The Game."

Riley: "Taking women out to eat? Givin 'em free meals? What part of The Game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster, with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."

Grandad: "I know The Game, your grandaddy knows The Game."

Riley: "Game recognize Game, Grandad."

Grandad: "I recognize Game! Your grandaddy recognize Game!"

Riley: "Game recognize Game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now! I ... I can't ... where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?"

Grandad: [Pause] "I ain't got time to mess around with y'all ... I got a date! Get out the way!"

Riley: "Don't do it, Grandad! Don't feed her!"

Grandad: "C'mon, now, stop it! Get off my leg! ... Don't try to pull me back!"

Riley: "Don't ... feed ... her ... the ... cheddar ... biscuits!"

Grandad: "Get off me, boy ... what the Hell is wrong with you?"
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Its been a while since I have seen this show. It has some really funny moments
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
 
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mpimpin said:
This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
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Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
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:rockon:

The whole Series is hilarious!
 
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