"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eposide 3, a random exert from the Show.. titled Guess hos coming to dinner:

Huey: "Grandad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out with a man your age?"

Grandad: "Because I laid my game down quite flat."

Riley: "Game? What you know about The Game, Grandad?"

Grandad: "I know The Game."

Riley: "Taking women out to eat? Givin 'em free meals? What part of The Game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster, with the cheddar biscuits. The fam' ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."

Grandad: "I know The Game, your grandaddy knows The Game."

Riley: "Game recognize Game, Grandad."

Grandad: "I recognize Game! Your grandaddy recognize Game!"

Riley: "Game recognize Game, and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now! I ... I can't ... where's Grandad? Can I help you, sir?"

Grandad: [Pause] "I ain't got time to mess around with y'all ... I got a date! Get out the way!"

Riley: "Don't do it, Grandad! Don't feed her!"

Grandad: "C'mon, now, stop it! Get off my leg! ... Don't try to pull me back!"

Riley: "Don't ... feed ... her ... the ... cheddar ... biscuits!"

Grandad: "Get off me, boy ... what the Hell is wrong with you?"
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Its been a while since I have seen this show. It has some really funny moments
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
 
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mpimpin said:
This is the funniest episode!! I repeat that conversation all the time.
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Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Don't forget the one about R. Kelly...
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:rockon:

The whole Series is hilarious!
 
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