PeterCrouch
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Come on England!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Ashes
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
190 seemed like a dream an hour ago... now it seems like a nightmare. Will Justin Langer outscore the whole English side? WITH 40??
Come on England!
Come on England!
jiza101
Master Don Juan
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Not Quite There
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oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
If the London Metropolitan Police can catch those bombers from grainy CCTV photographs, you better believe we can catch a couple of dodgy Australians.Originally posted by Not Quite There
oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OWNED :crackup:
Australia cricket champions! Not to mention, did any of your pasty whites see the outcome of the last rugby match between the two nations? lol, England had a dream tournament! They are definately not staying at the top (woops, they have already sunk off the top, or should I say CRASHED from the top)!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ha Ha Ha!!!
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Flintoff has been really Bothamesque, so I have to say the Ashes will be really 1981esque... hopefully. It could happen!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHA
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Not Quite There
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yeah, bloody ozzie gob****es.
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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katich shouldnt have gone out that lbw decision was ****n stupid...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down.
we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half competent wicket keeper.
But yeah, bad decision
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
And whats with Ponting having a tantrum because HE took an ill judged run? It's your own fault, fool.