PeterCrouch
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Come on England!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
The Ashes
- Thread starter PeterCrouch
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
190 seemed like a dream an hour ago... now it seems like a nightmare. Will Justin Langer outscore the whole English side? WITH 40??
Come on England!
Come on England!
jiza101
Master Don Juan
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Not Quite There
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oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
If the London Metropolitan Police can catch those bombers from grainy CCTV photographs, you better believe we can catch a couple of dodgy Australians.Originally posted by Not Quite There
oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OWNED :crackup:
Australia cricket champions! Not to mention, did any of your pasty whites see the outcome of the last rugby match between the two nations? lol, England had a dream tournament! They are definately not staying at the top (woops, they have already sunk off the top, or should I say CRASHED from the top)!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ha Ha Ha!!!
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Flintoff has been really Bothamesque, so I have to say the Ashes will be really 1981esque... hopefully. It could happen!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHA
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Not Quite There
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yeah, bloody ozzie gob****es.
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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katich shouldnt have gone out that lbw decision was ****n stupid...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down.
we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half competent wicket keeper.
But yeah, bad decision
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
And whats with Ponting having a tantrum because HE took an ill judged run? It's your own fault, fool.