PeterCrouch
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Come on England!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The Ashes
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
190 seemed like a dream an hour ago... now it seems like a nightmare. Will Justin Langer outscore the whole English side? WITH 40??
Come on England!
Come on England!
jiza101
Master Don Juan
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Not Quite There
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oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
If the London Metropolitan Police can catch those bombers from grainy CCTV photographs, you better believe we can catch a couple of dodgy Australians.Originally posted by Not Quite There
oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OWNED :crackup:
Australia cricket champions! Not to mention, did any of your pasty whites see the outcome of the last rugby match between the two nations? lol, England had a dream tournament! They are definately not staying at the top (woops, they have already sunk off the top, or should I say CRASHED from the top)!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ha Ha Ha!!!
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Flintoff has been really Bothamesque, so I have to say the Ashes will be really 1981esque... hopefully. It could happen!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHA
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Not Quite There
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yeah, bloody ozzie gob****es.
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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katich shouldnt have gone out that lbw decision was ****n stupid...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down.
we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half competent wicket keeper.
But yeah, bad decision
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
And whats with Ponting having a tantrum because HE took an ill judged run? It's your own fault, fool.