PeterCrouch
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Come on England!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
The Ashes
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
190 seemed like a dream an hour ago... now it seems like a nightmare. Will Justin Langer outscore the whole English side? WITH 40??
Come on England!
Come on England!
jiza101
Master Don Juan
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Not Quite There
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oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
If the London Metropolitan Police can catch those bombers from grainy CCTV photographs, you better believe we can catch a couple of dodgy Australians.Originally posted by Not Quite There
oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OWNED :crackup:
Australia cricket champions! Not to mention, did any of your pasty whites see the outcome of the last rugby match between the two nations? lol, England had a dream tournament! They are definately not staying at the top (woops, they have already sunk off the top, or should I say CRASHED from the top)!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ha Ha Ha!!!
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Flintoff has been really Bothamesque, so I have to say the Ashes will be really 1981esque... hopefully. It could happen!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHA
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Not Quite There
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yeah, bloody ozzie gob****es.
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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katich shouldnt have gone out that lbw decision was ****n stupid...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down.
we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half competent wicket keeper.
But yeah, bad decision
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
And whats with Ponting having a tantrum because HE took an ill judged run? It's your own fault, fool.