PeterCrouch
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Come on England!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
Woop the convicts butts!
w00t!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Ashes
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
190 seemed like a dream an hour ago... now it seems like a nightmare. Will Justin Langer outscore the whole English side? WITH 40??
Come on England!
Come on England!
jiza101
Master Don Juan
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE OY:cheer:
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY:cheer:
:woo:
LOL at you POMS thinking you had won, when we got bowled out for 190 something, then you are 7/90 or something hahahaha EAT IT
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Not Quite There
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oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
If the London Metropolitan Police can catch those bombers from grainy CCTV photographs, you better believe we can catch a couple of dodgy Australians.Originally posted by Not Quite There
oh well, if we lose, at least we're still not bloody criminals!
and we are rugby WORLD CHAMPIONS
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
OWNED :crackup:
Australia cricket champions! Not to mention, did any of your pasty whites see the outcome of the last rugby match between the two nations? lol, England had a dream tournament! They are definately not staying at the top (woops, they have already sunk off the top, or should I say CRASHED from the top)!!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
Ha Ha Ha!!!
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
How'd you like those apples aussies?
Brett Lee the top scorer in your second innings.
Flintoff WILL destroy you.
1 - 1.
Note : I still believe the Aussies will win. Just nice to win for once
naoi deag se deag
Senior Don Juan
Flintoff has been really Bothamesque, so I have to say the Ashes will be really 1981esque... hopefully. It could happen!
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHA
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
2-1.
Ausssies HAVE to win now. You've got no chance.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Not Quite There
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yeah, bloody ozzie gob****es.
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
so glad to see them arrogant wankers beaten for once!!!:cheer:
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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katich shouldnt have gone out that lbw decision was ****n stupid...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
warne shouldve started bowling way earlier Kaspervich is so fukn ****, if australia got a lucky lbw call like england the outcome of the match couldve been different...
Warne didnt complain when KP and Bell didn't hit the ball when they were given out caught behind off him in the last test. If it wasnt for losing a day to rain you would be 3-1 down.
we'd have also finished off the last game a lot sooner if KP didnt miss 6 catches in a row and we had a half competent wicket keeper.
But yeah, bad decision
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
And whats with Ponting having a tantrum because HE took an ill judged run? It's your own fault, fool.