"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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tell me if this is a ****ty text or not

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I'm just starting to do the imagery BS with her:

"all i can think about right now is kissing those candy lips of yours and mutually indulging our senses"

I just want to turn this ***** on before she even comes over in an hour (I've ****ed her several times already). she's kind of mousey sexually, so i had to keep it kinda light.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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blueline

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son of a ***** lol

oh well, i got no response and it's 20 minutes later.
 
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lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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That's because it wasn't you. Look, that line was cheesy as fvck, and unless you're a guy with a cheesy personality (which isn't necessarily a bad thing - my friend cracks the cheesiest jokes on earth and they're fvcking hilarious because that's just who he is, anyone else saying them would look like a moron), then she's going to notice that it's not congruent with your personality and think it's stupid.
 
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yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
 
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blueline said:
yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
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lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
 
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lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
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Haha yeah, OH well. This relationship is going down south anyways.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Ice882 said:
lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
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jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
 
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CarlitosWay said:
jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
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LMAO HAHAHHA sorry blueline.... its all good fun
 
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