"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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tell me if this is a ****ty text or not

blueline

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I'm just starting to do the imagery BS with her:

"all i can think about right now is kissing those candy lips of yours and mutually indulging our senses"

I just want to turn this ***** on before she even comes over in an hour (I've ****ed her several times already). she's kind of mousey sexually, so i had to keep it kinda light.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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blueline

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son of a ***** lol

oh well, i got no response and it's 20 minutes later.
 

Ice882

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lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ENIGMA16

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That's because it wasn't you. Look, that line was cheesy as fvck, and unless you're a guy with a cheesy personality (which isn't necessarily a bad thing - my friend cracks the cheesiest jokes on earth and they're fvcking hilarious because that's just who he is, anyone else saying them would look like a moron), then she's going to notice that it's not congruent with your personality and think it's stupid.
 

blueline

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yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
 

Ice882

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blueline said:
yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
 

blueline

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Ice882 said:
lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
Haha yeah, OH well. This relationship is going down south anyways.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ice882 said:
lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
 

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CarlitosWay said:
jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
LMAO HAHAHHA sorry blueline.... its all good fun
 
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