"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tell me if this is a ****ty text or not

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blueline

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I'm just starting to do the imagery BS with her:

"all i can think about right now is kissing those candy lips of yours and mutually indulging our senses"

I just want to turn this ***** on before she even comes over in an hour (I've ****ed her several times already). she's kind of mousey sexually, so i had to keep it kinda light.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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blueline

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son of a ***** lol

oh well, i got no response and it's 20 minutes later.
 
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Ice882

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lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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That's because it wasn't you. Look, that line was cheesy as fvck, and unless you're a guy with a cheesy personality (which isn't necessarily a bad thing - my friend cracks the cheesiest jokes on earth and they're fvcking hilarious because that's just who he is, anyone else saying them would look like a moron), then she's going to notice that it's not congruent with your personality and think it's stupid.
 
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yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
 
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blueline said:
yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
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lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
 
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blueline

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Ice882 said:
lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
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Haha yeah, OH well. This relationship is going down south anyways.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ice882 said:
lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
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jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
 
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CarlitosWay said:
jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
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LMAO HAHAHHA sorry blueline.... its all good fun
 
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