tell me if this is a ****ty text or not

[blueline]

I'm just starting to do the imagery BS with her:

"all i can think about right now is kissing those candy lips of yours and mutually indulging our senses"

I just want to turn this ***** on before she even comes over in an hour (I've ****ed her several times already). she's kind of mousey sexually, so i had to keep it kinda light.

 

[blueline]

son of a ***** lol

oh well, i got no response and it's 20 minutes later.

 

[f283000]

lol

 

[playerone]

Lol. You don't have to say it. Do it.

 

[Ice882]

lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."

 

[blueline]

Yeah, she came over. She hated the line.

 

[ENIGMA16]

That's because it wasn't you. Look, that line was cheesy as fvck, and unless you're a guy with a cheesy personality (which isn't necessarily a bad thing - my friend cracks the cheesiest jokes on earth and they're fvcking hilarious because that's just who he is, anyone else saying them would look like a moron), then she's going to notice that it's not congruent with your personality and think it's stupid.

 

[blueline]

yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.

 

[Ice882]

yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.

lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol

 

[blueline]

lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol

Haha yeah, OH well. This relationship is going down south anyways.

 

[CarlitosWay]

lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."

jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"

 

[blueline]

man, FML i am not going to live this line down ever.

 

[Ice882]

jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"

LMAO HAHAHHA sorry blueline.... its all good fun