"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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tell me if this is a ****ty text or not

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blueline

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I'm just starting to do the imagery BS with her:

"all i can think about right now is kissing those candy lips of yours and mutually indulging our senses"

I just want to turn this ***** on before she even comes over in an hour (I've ****ed her several times already). she's kind of mousey sexually, so i had to keep it kinda light.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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blueline

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son of a ***** lol

oh well, i got no response and it's 20 minutes later.
 
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Ice882

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lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That's because it wasn't you. Look, that line was cheesy as fvck, and unless you're a guy with a cheesy personality (which isn't necessarily a bad thing - my friend cracks the cheesiest jokes on earth and they're fvcking hilarious because that's just who he is, anyone else saying them would look like a moron), then she's going to notice that it's not congruent with your personality and think it's stupid.
 
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yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
 
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blueline said:
yeah man, whatever. i kind of hesitated as i hit 'send.' gotta listen to the gut next time, PUA inspired lines/material are retarded. neither of us got off from the sex that followed due to other issues i made a thread about.
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lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
 
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lol sorry man. this is just a hilarious series of events. The personification of the Hindenberg, basically...lol
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Haha yeah, OH well. This relationship is going down south anyways.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ice882 said:
lmao so fvcking hard

here's your next text: "I wait with baited breath by yonder IHOP. Whence upon which we shall then descend, and make great elations amongst the cinnaminions. I long to bath you in the whipcream of my forefathers."
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jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
 
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CarlitosWay said:
jajjaajaj this was awesome....we can also add "as I pelt your beautiful bosom with fresh cut strawberries and sprinkles of crushed nuts"
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LMAO HAHAHHA sorry blueline.... its all good fun
 
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