CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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@Desdinova I'd like your input as well.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RickTheToad
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Are you having one of those days? No worries.. We understand.
CAPSLOCK BANDIT
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Im saying these actions are a part of the problem, YOU are a part of the problem with your responses here, look at this, abysmal, it seems you guys are contributing to things that need to be moderated with these responses and then come back with these canned responses of "Oh, we have lives to live, we can't contribute to So Suave in any positive way, no new conversations no new content, same old posts over and over."
Its sad that this is what So Suave is and you are proud to be a part of it, speaks volumes on your character. It could be great, if not held back by old blood.
RickTheToad
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It's unfortunate you feel this way. I believe everyone is treated the same way. Dudes, dudettes, amphibians, hermaphrodites.. All are treated the same.
Desdinova
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A while ago, I posted this. Women are no longer getting the attention they're used to, so they've started paying for it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.