"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Stupid T-shirts at school

oakraiderz2

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To be honest who gives a flyin sh*t? Wear what you want...BINGO!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What's wrong with tee-shirts that have writing on 'em? They're conversation starters. Even if some girl doesn't just come up to you and tell you how much she loves your shirt, you can catch her reading it and say something C+F about the way she's staring at you.

Maybe you're just pissed because you can't understand the tee-shirt. :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Drowning
What's wrong with tee-shirts that have writing on 'em? They're conversation starters. Even if some girl doesn't just come up to you and tell you how much she loves your shirt, you can catch her reading it and say something C+F about the way she's staring at you.

Maybe you're just pissed because you can't understand the tee-shirt. :rolleyes:
Are you talking to me?? If so why would i be pissed?? Dont be gay...if youre not talking to me...too bad
 

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Those shirts=retarded and not cool.
People who wear them=people who don't care abotu my opinion. :)
leave it at that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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99% of the time it's not the shirts themselves, it's who's wearing em. It's usually the ones who don't wear them because they don't give an F, it's the ones who wear them for attention. I've got a couple shirts like that, and I've gotten a lot of laughs and compliments on them. Not the anti-social ones (the voices in my head don't like you), but like "Danger, extremely hot"

What i'm getting at is it's probably the people wearing them who are the dumbasses, not the shirts themselves.
 

Drowning

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Are you talking to me?? If so why would i be pissed?? Dont be gay...if youre not talking to me...too bad
Why would I be talking to you? o_O

Anyway, I must be biased for those kinds of tee-shirts since I go to an art school and it's cool t be all, "My art is my pain." :D
 
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