oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
To be honest who gives a flyin sh*t? Wear what you want...BINGO!
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Stupid T-shirts at school
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Drowning
Don Juan
What's wrong with tee-shirts that have writing on 'em? They're conversation starters. Even if some girl doesn't just come up to you and tell you how much she loves your shirt, you can catch her reading it and say something C+F about the way she's staring at you.
Maybe you're just pissed because you can't understand the tee-shirt.
Maybe you're just pissed because you can't understand the tee-shirt.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Are you talking to me?? If so why would i be pissed?? Dont be gay...if youre not talking to me...too badOriginally posted by Drowning
What's wrong with tee-shirts that have writing on 'em? They're conversation starters. Even if some girl doesn't just come up to you and tell you how much she loves your shirt, you can catch her reading it and say something C+F about the way she's staring at you.
Maybe you're just pissed because you can't understand the tee-shirt.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
I just have normal shirts, but my friend's friend like ONLY WEARS those shirts lmao. I was like, damn that's funny, cuz the shirts say ffunny things.
but yeah...don't depend on shirts.
but yeah...don't depend on shirts.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
Those shirts=retarded and not cool.
People who wear them=people who don't care abotu my opinion.
leave it at that.
People who wear them=people who don't care abotu my opinion.
leave it at that.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
99% of the time it's not the shirts themselves, it's who's wearing em. It's usually the ones who don't wear them because they don't give an F, it's the ones who wear them for attention. I've got a couple shirts like that, and I've gotten a lot of laughs and compliments on them. Not the anti-social ones (the voices in my head don't like you), but like "Danger, extremely hot"
What i'm getting at is it's probably the people wearing them who are the dumbasses, not the shirts themselves.
What i'm getting at is it's probably the people wearing them who are the dumbasses, not the shirts themselves.
Drowning
Don Juan
Why would I be talking to you?
Anyway, I must be biased for those kinds of tee-shirts since I go to an art school and it's cool t be all, "My art is my pain."