"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Stop jerkin it! NOW!

HooRaPlaya

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 5, 2003
Messages
14
Reaction score
0
Age
41
Location
Iowa Baby
This will slowly reduce testosterone levels which are essential when lifting or doing any sort of excercise. Without testosterone you won't build muscle and in short will fall 'Short of the stick' when it comes to having a nice stack for the women.

Women love it when your ripped to shreds so try doing crunches for about a half an hour every other night. Make sure you incorparate a lot of carbs in your diet for energy also. Good carbs though.

Increase your cardio workouts for the summer and still eat a loading amount of calories so you don't lose so much weight.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Shiftkey

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 28, 2001
Messages
3,643
Reaction score
8
Location
Orange County, Ca
lol I guess I'll reply to this..

Assuming you had any facts to back this up, if jerkin it causes you to lose testosterone wouldn't sex do the same thing? And if your whole purpose is to gain muscle to get sex, doesn't this contradict your little theory?

Finally, why are you advising us to do CARDIO to gain MUSCLE???

I really hope this post is a joke :rolleyes:
 

KiLLer

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2002
Messages
431
Reaction score
0
Wow... people just come out of nowhere and give us the wrong advice. Simply amazing eh?
 

KiLLer

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2002
Messages
431
Reaction score
0
Originally posted by HooRaPlaya
This will slowly reduce testosterone levels which are essential when lifting or doing any sort of excercise. Without testosterone you won't build muscle and in short will fall 'Short of the stick' when it comes to having a nice stack for the women.

I know it's temporary, not permanent that you decrease your testosterone. So where's the proof for permanent loss of testosterone? Where is proof that your staff will get shorter each time you jerk?

Women love it when your ripped to shreds so try doing crunches for about a half an hour every other night. Make sure you incorparate a lot of carbs in your diet for energy also. Good carbs though.

What the hell? You don't get bigger or more ripped up for doing just crunch half an hour everyday. That's like saying "don't run, it tires your heart". That makes no sense.

Increase your cardio workouts for the summer and still eat a loading amount of calories so you don't lose so much weight.

Wrong. Depending on the speed of your metabolitic rate and your lifestyle, you will not lose weight. It's hard to lose weight. From what you said, "so you don't lose so much weight", you can't lose weight even if you don't eat a lot.
Overall, you sound uneducated about bodybuilding. If you're big from just doing crunch, you are one of the luckiest bastard on earth because you have good genes. Consider yourself lucky if this is so.
 

Sentrility

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 1, 2003
Messages
41
Reaction score
0
There is soo much debate about what jerking off does to the body. But sex is apparantly good for the body. So how can the body determine the different between sex and jerking off? It cant, ejectulation occurs in both!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Slashco

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 6, 2003
Messages
358
Reaction score
2
There isn't any scientific basis to this as far as I know, so the best way would be for everyone to try it for themselves. Abstain from bashing the bishop for a week, and see if it has any impact on your workout/energy levels.
 

Shiftkey

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 28, 2001
Messages
3,643
Reaction score
8
Location
Orange County, Ca
Slashco, that would not be a good way to test it's effectiveness. You would not be able to tell if there was any physiological change because you know you're being tested. Any effect would most likely be from psychological change.
 

Slashco

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 6, 2003
Messages
358
Reaction score
2
As long as there is a change, the origin is unimportant. The point is to see whether it helps you or not :)
 

marqZAL

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2002
Messages
327
Reaction score
4
No sex or jerking off can you make u a mad man if you have a strong sex drive. Anyone thats says different doesnt have a strong sex drive.
 

VoodooChild

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Mar 14, 2003
Messages
381
Reaction score
0
Age
44
Location
Norman, OK, home of the SOONERS
Look, semen builds up over time, and you HAVE to get rid of it. Be it through whacking it, sex, getting a *******, or a wet dream, you WILL get rid of it. It's a self-regulating process. Ejaculation has NO long-term effect on testosterone levels.

Doing a bunch of cardio while eating loading levels will NOT get you cut. Your heart and lungs will get in shape, but if you're not doing any weights, the calories will add fat. You will get LESS cut.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

marqZAL

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2002
Messages
327
Reaction score
4
Vodoo, it may not have any physological effect, however to say it does'nt have a psychological effect is b.s..
 

Shiftkey

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 28, 2001
Messages
3,643
Reaction score
8
Location
Orange County, Ca
If it's only psychological you can achieve the exact same results or better by other means, even by doing nothing. There's also a lot less of an effect (or none) when you know something is BS...

So in other words not masturbating will only have an effect on you if you're an idiot :rolleyes:
 
Top