"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stop jerkin it! NOW!

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This will slowly reduce testosterone levels which are essential when lifting or doing any sort of excercise. Without testosterone you won't build muscle and in short will fall 'Short of the stick' when it comes to having a nice stack for the women.

Women love it when your ripped to shreds so try doing crunches for about a half an hour every other night. Make sure you incorparate a lot of carbs in your diet for energy also. Good carbs though.

Increase your cardio workouts for the summer and still eat a loading amount of calories so you don't lose so much weight.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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lol I guess I'll reply to this..

Assuming you had any facts to back this up, if jerkin it causes you to lose testosterone wouldn't sex do the same thing? And if your whole purpose is to gain muscle to get sex, doesn't this contradict your little theory?

Finally, why are you advising us to do CARDIO to gain MUSCLE???

I really hope this post is a joke :rolleyes:
 

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Wow... people just come out of nowhere and give us the wrong advice. Simply amazing eh?
 

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Originally posted by HooRaPlaya
This will slowly reduce testosterone levels which are essential when lifting or doing any sort of excercise. Without testosterone you won't build muscle and in short will fall 'Short of the stick' when it comes to having a nice stack for the women.

I know it's temporary, not permanent that you decrease your testosterone. So where's the proof for permanent loss of testosterone? Where is proof that your staff will get shorter each time you jerk?

Women love it when your ripped to shreds so try doing crunches for about a half an hour every other night. Make sure you incorparate a lot of carbs in your diet for energy also. Good carbs though.

What the hell? You don't get bigger or more ripped up for doing just crunch half an hour everyday. That's like saying "don't run, it tires your heart". That makes no sense.

Increase your cardio workouts for the summer and still eat a loading amount of calories so you don't lose so much weight.

Wrong. Depending on the speed of your metabolitic rate and your lifestyle, you will not lose weight. It's hard to lose weight. From what you said, "so you don't lose so much weight", you can't lose weight even if you don't eat a lot.
Overall, you sound uneducated about bodybuilding. If you're big from just doing crunch, you are one of the luckiest bastard on earth because you have good genes. Consider yourself lucky if this is so.
 

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There is soo much debate about what jerking off does to the body. But sex is apparantly good for the body. So how can the body determine the different between sex and jerking off? It cant, ejectulation occurs in both!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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There isn't any scientific basis to this as far as I know, so the best way would be for everyone to try it for themselves. Abstain from bashing the bishop for a week, and see if it has any impact on your workout/energy levels.
 

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Slashco, that would not be a good way to test it's effectiveness. You would not be able to tell if there was any physiological change because you know you're being tested. Any effect would most likely be from psychological change.
 

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As long as there is a change, the origin is unimportant. The point is to see whether it helps you or not :)
 

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No sex or jerking off can you make u a mad man if you have a strong sex drive. Anyone thats says different doesnt have a strong sex drive.
 

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Look, semen builds up over time, and you HAVE to get rid of it. Be it through whacking it, sex, getting a *******, or a wet dream, you WILL get rid of it. It's a self-regulating process. Ejaculation has NO long-term effect on testosterone levels.

Doing a bunch of cardio while eating loading levels will NOT get you cut. Your heart and lungs will get in shape, but if you're not doing any weights, the calories will add fat. You will get LESS cut.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Vodoo, it may not have any physological effect, however to say it does'nt have a psychological effect is b.s..
 

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If it's only psychological you can achieve the exact same results or better by other means, even by doing nothing. There's also a lot less of an effect (or none) when you know something is BS...

So in other words not masturbating will only have an effect on you if you're an idiot :rolleyes:
 
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