"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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So Suave bvtthurt “DJ vs. DJ”

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well fvck you anyway.


You just hurt my goddam feeling and that was my last one too :cry:
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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Are you getting bvtthurt ?
 
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Naughty Ninja likes to deliver wakeup calls.
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Also his butt hurts from having his thumb stuck up there for so long.:up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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BrownBear said:
Maybe it was PedoBear's d!ck :eek:
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
 
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HalfAddict said:
Oh look old man ninja is ranting on his soapbox again...
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Jokes on you HA. I'm not ranting and I don't use soap!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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There should be a new SoSuave sub-section entitled "Thicken Your Skin" where everyone just goes off on each other.

Oh yeah, profile pic or Facebook link mandatory.
 
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
 
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BrownBear said:
Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
 
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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NN posts anti butthurt thread

Naughty Ninja said:
Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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gets butthurt by replies to thread

:up:
 
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Smell The Glove said:
NN posts anti butthurt thread



gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Well he IS the Queen of sore bumholes!!:moon:
 
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BrownBear said:
Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
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Ok. So you've aged quite a bit. 50 shades of Grey Gay Bear :D
 
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Espi said:
Just add the flamer to your Ignore list...best thing to do.
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
 
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BrownBear said:
I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
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^^Sez the fruity Gummy Bear.^^^

I’ll leave you to peddle your seatless funboy unicycle into oncoming traffic while you attempt to micro manage what’s left of the few brain cells you own that haven’t gone into permanent hibernation. Good day white boy/BrownBear :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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