"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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So Suave bvtthurt “DJ vs. DJ”

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well fvck you anyway.


You just hurt my goddam feeling and that was my last one too :cry:
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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Are you getting bvtthurt ?
 
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Naughty Ninja likes to deliver wakeup calls.
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Also his butt hurts from having his thumb stuck up there for so long.:up:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BrownBear said:
Maybe it was PedoBear's d!ck :eek:
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
 
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HalfAddict said:
Oh look old man ninja is ranting on his soapbox again...
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Jokes on you HA. I'm not ranting and I don't use soap!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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There should be a new SoSuave sub-section entitled "Thicken Your Skin" where everyone just goes off on each other.

Oh yeah, profile pic or Facebook link mandatory.
 
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
 
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BrownBear said:
Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
 
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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NN posts anti butthurt thread

Naughty Ninja said:
Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Smell The Glove said:
NN posts anti butthurt thread



gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Well he IS the Queen of sore bumholes!!:moon:
 
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BrownBear said:
Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
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Ok. So you've aged quite a bit. 50 shades of Grey Gay Bear :D
 
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Espi said:
Just add the flamer to your Ignore list...best thing to do.
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
 
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BrownBear said:
I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
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^^Sez the fruity Gummy Bear.^^^

I’ll leave you to peddle your seatless funboy unicycle into oncoming traffic while you attempt to micro manage what’s left of the few brain cells you own that haven’t gone into permanent hibernation. Good day white boy/BrownBear :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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