“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well fvck you anyway.


You just hurt my goddam feeling and that was my last one too :cry:
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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Are you getting bvtthurt ?
 
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Naughty Ninja likes to deliver wakeup calls.
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Also his butt hurts from having his thumb stuck up there for so long.:up:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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BrownBear said:
Maybe it was PedoBear's d!ck :eek:
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
 
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Oh look old man ninja is ranting on his soapbox again...
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Jokes on you HA. I'm not ranting and I don't use soap!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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There should be a new SoSuave sub-section entitled "Thicken Your Skin" where everyone just goes off on each other.

Oh yeah, profile pic or Facebook link mandatory.
 
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
 
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
 
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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NN posts anti butthurt thread

Naughty Ninja said:
Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

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gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Smell The Glove said:
NN posts anti butthurt thread



gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Well he IS the Queen of sore bumholes!!:moon:
 
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BrownBear said:
Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
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Ok. So you've aged quite a bit. 50 shades of Grey Gay Bear :D
 
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Espi said:
Just add the flamer to your Ignore list...best thing to do.
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
 
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
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^^Sez the fruity Gummy Bear.^^^

I’ll leave you to peddle your seatless funboy unicycle into oncoming traffic while you attempt to micro manage what’s left of the few brain cells you own that haven’t gone into permanent hibernation. Good day white boy/BrownBear :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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