"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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So Suave bvtthurt “DJ vs. DJ”

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Well fvck you anyway.


You just hurt my goddam feeling and that was my last one too :cry:
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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Are you getting bvtthurt ?
 
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Sneevox said:
Naughty Ninja likes to deliver wakeup calls.
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Also his butt hurts from having his thumb stuck up there for so long.:up:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BrownBear said:
Maybe it was PedoBear's d!ck :eek:
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
 
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HalfAddict said:
Oh look old man ninja is ranting on his soapbox again...
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Jokes on you HA. I'm not ranting and I don't use soap!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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There should be a new SoSuave sub-section entitled "Thicken Your Skin" where everyone just goes off on each other.

Oh yeah, profile pic or Facebook link mandatory.
 
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
 
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BrownBear said:
Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
 
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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NN posts anti butthurt thread

Naughty Ninja said:
Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Smell The Glove said:
NN posts anti butthurt thread



gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Well he IS the Queen of sore bumholes!!:moon:
 
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BrownBear said:
Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
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Ok. So you've aged quite a bit. 50 shades of Grey Gay Bear :D
 
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Espi said:
Just add the flamer to your Ignore list...best thing to do.
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
 
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BrownBear said:
I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
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^^Sez the fruity Gummy Bear.^^^

I’ll leave you to peddle your seatless funboy unicycle into oncoming traffic while you attempt to micro manage what’s left of the few brain cells you own that haven’t gone into permanent hibernation. Good day white boy/BrownBear :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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