"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well fvck you anyway.


You just hurt my goddam feeling and that was my last one too :cry:
 
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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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Are you getting bvtthurt ?
 
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Sneevox said:
Naughty Ninja likes to deliver wakeup calls.
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Also his butt hurts from having his thumb stuck up there for so long.:up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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BrownBear said:
Maybe it was PedoBear's d!ck :eek:
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
 
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Oh look old man ninja is ranting on his soapbox again...
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Jokes on you HA. I'm not ranting and I don't use soap!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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There should be a new SoSuave sub-section entitled "Thicken Your Skin" where everyone just goes off on each other.

Oh yeah, profile pic or Facebook link mandatory.
 
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Hahahaha! That would be completely impossible Goldilocks since you’d be unwilling to pry it from your mouth in the first place! :crackup:
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
 
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Poor guy keeps misspelling my name
Must have been really shocked after being cornholed by PedoBear :(
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
 
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Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Naughty Ninja said:
What I find hilarious about SS is at times you’ll see so-called “DJ’s” getting bvtthurt over something another DJ replied back to them. :cuss:

The question is: If you get your 'wittle feewings huwted' over what a random stranger replied to you on the internet..:cry:..then how in sweet baby Jesus name do you expect to smoothly, and calmly handle a real life rejection, push back etc. from a CHICK Mr. “DJ”??
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NN posts anti butthurt thread

Naughty Ninja said:
Speaking of shocked.. Do us all a favor and take a nice relaxing bubblebath with your laptop plugged in and get back to me when you've stopped breathing. :D

Brown'Bear' = Hairy Black Chomo. BrokeBack Jungle Book Fever.

Baloo the BrownBear demonstrates the ‘bare necessities’ of life to his domestic partner man-cub Mowgli.

http://www.songfacts.com/images/songimages/19007.jpg
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gets butthurt by replies to thread

:up:
 
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Smell The Glove said:
NN posts anti butthurt thread



gets butthurt by replies to thread

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Well he IS the Queen of sore bumholes!!:moon:
 
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BrownBear said:
Jokes on you baby, that bear is grey

Maybe being @ssraped made you color blind :D

Get well soon, bro ;)
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Ok. So you've aged quite a bit. 50 shades of Grey Gay Bear :D
 
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Espi said:
Just add the flamer to your Ignore list...best thing to do.
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
 
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I think you should listen to Espi, Fruity Ninja

Otherwise, I am afraid your bvtt will start bleeding :D
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^^Sez the fruity Gummy Bear.^^^

I’ll leave you to peddle your seatless funboy unicycle into oncoming traffic while you attempt to micro manage what’s left of the few brain cells you own that haven’t gone into permanent hibernation. Good day white boy/BrownBear :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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