"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Smooth Player 056's Audio: Attraction

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Socialreject

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Dude blow your nose next time you record something ^^

Nah j/k. Nice recording and some good points aswell although i've never really gotten into story telling much and if i do they are mostly works of humorous fiction and less 'under the radar' bragging :)
 

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Originally posted by Socialreject
Dude blow your nose next time you record something ^^

Nah j/k. Nice recording and some good points aswell although i've never really gotten into story telling much and if i do they are mostly works of humorous fiction and less 'under the radar' bragging :)
You got it man
 

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good stuff...but lol, the girls voice you put on was funny...:crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Phat

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Good shyt man.
 

Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL you have a mailing list? Cool man.

How often are you in the field?


JC Jerkson
I am in field 24 hours a day lol....I do about 15- 20 cold approaches a day field testing new material.

Im currently collecting an online folder of all my audio sarges....soon they will be sent to people on my mailing list.

If your interested in signing up, just drop me an email at [email protected]

~Smooth
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Ever heard of rythmic breathing? I do a lot of public speaking & it works well.

- Sync
LMAO:crackup:....I noticed this too when i played it back ...are men not allowed to have the flu


~Smooth
 

qweretyuiopas

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ahahahahahahahaha everybody hatin on his voice

Originally posted by Brak86
O/T but hust by you're voice i can tell you're asian....am i right?
haha totally off :crackup:

Originally posted by Socialreject
Dude blow your nose next time you record something
lmao funny ****

Originally posted by E_ze05
im not trying to be funny...but do u snort coccain?
I'm not trying to be funny...but get a spelling book
 

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Dude, your female voice sounds like Fez on That 70's Show. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

syncmaster

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Originally posted by fender85
Dude, your female voice sounds like Fez on That 70's Show. :D
ROFL!! oh man, give the guy a break. I'm making a couple of calls tonight to set up dates for next week. I'll record them and you'll have the great chance of picking apart my barry white voice later.
No staged ****.. the real deal :D
 

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
haha hate on my voice all you want.......it has seduced many females;)


~Smooth
I'll buy that... sounds like it could be pretty sexy without the germs :p
 
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