You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You got it manOriginally posted by Socialreject
Dude blow your nose next time you record something ^^
Nah j/k. Nice recording and some good points aswell although i've never really gotten into story telling much and if i do they are mostly works of humorous fiction and less 'under the radar' bragging
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What can I say....Im such a great actor LMAO
Thanks man
I am in field 24 hours a day lol....I do about 15- 20 cold approaches a day field testing new material.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LMAO:crackup:....I noticed this too when i played it back ...are men not allowed to have the flu
Nope...Im all white lol
haha totally off :crackup:
lmao funny ****
I'm not trying to be funny...but get a spelling book
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
ROFL!! oh man, give the guy a break. I'm making a couple of calls tonight to set up dates for next week. I'll record them and you'll have the great chance of picking apart my barry white voice later.Originally posted by fender85
Dude, your female voice sounds like Fez on That 70's Show.
I'll buy that... sounds like it could be pretty sexy without the germsOriginally posted by Smooth Player 056
haha hate on my voice all you want.......it has seduced many females
~Smooth
:crackup:Not nearly enough... LOLOriginally posted by guitaronfire411
How much are you getting for your record contract, syncmaster?