"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Socialreject

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Dude blow your nose next time you record something ^^

Nah j/k. Nice recording and some good points aswell although i've never really gotten into story telling much and if i do they are mostly works of humorous fiction and less 'under the radar' bragging :)
 

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Originally posted by Socialreject
Dude blow your nose next time you record something ^^

Nah j/k. Nice recording and some good points aswell although i've never really gotten into story telling much and if i do they are mostly works of humorous fiction and less 'under the radar' bragging :)
You got it man
 

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good stuff...but lol, the girls voice you put on was funny...:crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Good shyt man.
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
LOL you have a mailing list? Cool man.

How often are you in the field?


JC Jerkson
I am in field 24 hours a day lol....I do about 15- 20 cold approaches a day field testing new material.

Im currently collecting an online folder of all my audio sarges....soon they will be sent to people on my mailing list.

If your interested in signing up, just drop me an email at [email protected]

~Smooth
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Smooth Player 056

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Originally posted by syncmaster
Ever heard of rythmic breathing? I do a lot of public speaking & it works well.

- Sync
LMAO:crackup:....I noticed this too when i played it back ...are men not allowed to have the flu


~Smooth
 

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ahahahahahahahaha everybody hatin on his voice

Originally posted by Brak86
O/T but hust by you're voice i can tell you're asian....am i right?
haha totally off :crackup:

Originally posted by Socialreject
Dude blow your nose next time you record something
lmao funny ****

Originally posted by E_ze05
im not trying to be funny...but do u snort coccain?
I'm not trying to be funny...but get a spelling book
 

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Dude, your female voice sounds like Fez on That 70's Show. :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by fender85
Dude, your female voice sounds like Fez on That 70's Show. :D
ROFL!! oh man, give the guy a break. I'm making a couple of calls tonight to set up dates for next week. I'll record them and you'll have the great chance of picking apart my barry white voice later.
No staged ****.. the real deal :D
 

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
haha hate on my voice all you want.......it has seduced many females;)


~Smooth
I'll buy that... sounds like it could be pretty sexy without the germs :p
 
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