"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Silent One Hitters That Screw With Chicks

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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cablecow15

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LOL this thread is Epic

"Really now ...."

"O, is that what happend?"

"Enlighten me"
 

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Okay, treasure these as they are some of my best stuff:

  • "Sure thing, sweetheart!"
  • "Hey, knock yourself out."
  • "Hmm..... no."
  • "I'm fine too, thank you!" (in response to "Where are you?")
  • "No, I only date girls who I'm completely un-attracted to." (in response to "Do you like me?")
  • "Well, good luck with that!"
  • "Sweetheart, you got eyes. You tell me!"
and my all-time favorite for when a girl texts me: "Who is this?"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Court jester with a princess complex... beautiful."

"Whatever you say, your Highness."

Said with a mild hint of sarcasm and with a smile.
 

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Haha. I'm totally using these one hitter quitters, nice one guys.

Some more.

"The story is cool friend"
"Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!"
"Thumbs up"
"Super cool"
"Why aren't you out with your girls?"
"Why aren't you out?"
"Really, No, seriously?" (really surprised)
"What a charmer/stud you're"
"Alright Kitten"


Replies for typical chic-lingo:

Get a life:

1. I'm not dead. 2. I'l settle for yours. 3. I never died. 4. From where?
 

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"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"
 

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DangNammit said:
When she's done yappin... Just a subtle point toward her face and say, "booger."
That is priceless! My all time favorite, although not nearly as funny is "so what"?
 

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^__^ said:
"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"
Lulz ensued.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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