"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Silent One Hitters That Screw With Chicks
- Thread starter The Mad Ghost
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
cablecow15
Master Don Juan
"Really now ...."
"O, is that what happend?"
"Enlighten me"
BananaSmile
Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2009
- Messages
- 129
- Reaction score
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- "Sure thing, sweetheart!"
- "Hey, knock yourself out."
- "Hmm..... no."
- "I'm fine too, thank you!" (in response to "Where are you?")
- "No, I only date girls who I'm completely un-attracted to." (in response to "Do you like me?")
- "Well, good luck with that!"
- "Sweetheart, you got eyes. You tell me!"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"Whatever you say, your Highness."
Said with a mild hint of sarcasm and with a smile.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
Some more.
"The story is cool friend"
"Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!"
"Thumbs up"
"Super cool"
"Why aren't you out with your girls?"
"Why aren't you out?"
"Really, No, seriously?" (really surprised)
"What a charmer/stud you're"
"Alright Kitten"
Replies for typical chic-lingo:
Get a life:
1. I'm not dead. 2. I'l settle for yours. 3. I never died. 4. From where?
^__^
Don Juan
"The kitchen's that way"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)
"Send me a postcard"
"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)
"May God bless you"
"Good luck with your adventure"
5string
Master Don Juan
That is priceless! My all time favorite, although not nearly as funny is "so what"?DangNammit said:
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
Lulz ensued.^__^ said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.