"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Silent One Hitters That Screw With Chicks
- Thread starter The Mad Ghost
- Start date
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
cablecow15
Master Don Juan
"Really now ...."
"O, is that what happend?"
"Enlighten me"
BananaSmile
Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 8, 2009
- Messages
- 129
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- "Sure thing, sweetheart!"
- "Hey, knock yourself out."
- "Hmm..... no."
- "I'm fine too, thank you!" (in response to "Where are you?")
- "No, I only date girls who I'm completely un-attracted to." (in response to "Do you like me?")
- "Well, good luck with that!"
- "Sweetheart, you got eyes. You tell me!"
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"Whatever you say, your Highness."
Said with a mild hint of sarcasm and with a smile.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
Some more.
"The story is cool friend"
"Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!"
"Thumbs up"
"Super cool"
"Why aren't you out with your girls?"
"Why aren't you out?"
"Really, No, seriously?" (really surprised)
"What a charmer/stud you're"
"Alright Kitten"
Replies for typical chic-lingo:
Get a life:
1. I'm not dead. 2. I'l settle for yours. 3. I never died. 4. From where?
^__^
Don Juan
"The kitchen's that way"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)
"Send me a postcard"
"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)
"May God bless you"
"Good luck with your adventure"
5string
Master Don Juan
That is priceless! My all time favorite, although not nearly as funny is "so what"?DangNammit said:
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
Lulz ensued.^__^ said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.