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LOL this thread is Epic

"Really now ...."

"O, is that what happend?"

"Enlighten me"
 
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Okay, treasure these as they are some of my best stuff:

  • "Sure thing, sweetheart!"
  • "Hey, knock yourself out."
  • "Hmm..... no."
  • "I'm fine too, thank you!" (in response to "Where are you?")
  • "No, I only date girls who I'm completely un-attracted to." (in response to "Do you like me?")
  • "Well, good luck with that!"
  • "Sweetheart, you got eyes. You tell me!"
and my all-time favorite for when a girl texts me: "Who is this?"
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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"Court jester with a princess complex... beautiful."

"Whatever you say, your Highness."

Said with a mild hint of sarcasm and with a smile.
 
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Haha. I'm totally using these one hitter quitters, nice one guys.

Some more.

"The story is cool friend"
"Dat Sh*t Go My Nigga!"
"Thumbs up"
"Super cool"
"Why aren't you out with your girls?"
"Why aren't you out?"
"Really, No, seriously?" (really surprised)
"What a charmer/stud you're"
"Alright Kitten"


Replies for typical chic-lingo:

Get a life:

1. I'm not dead. 2. I'l settle for yours. 3. I never died. 4. From where?
 
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"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"
 
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DangNammit said:
When she's done yappin... Just a subtle point toward her face and say, "booger."
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That is priceless! My all time favorite, although not nearly as funny is "so what"?
 
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^__^ said:
"Okay, run along now..."

"The kitchen's that way"

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" (best)

"Send me a postcard"

"Yeah... mhhmm.... wow... damn.... awesome.... ok...." (throughout conversation)

"May God bless you"

"Good luck with your adventure"
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Lulz ensued.
 

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