"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should we unban phm?

Bring back phm?

  • yes

    Votes: 15 68.2%
  • no

    Votes: 7 31.8%

  • Total voters
    22

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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skinnyguy

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More PHM **** riders. If he was unbanned he would not come back and post if he had self respect
 

GS750

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I agree. PHM wouldn't come back anyway even if he was un-banned. I think we should just move on.
 

_sideways_

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Why not give him the choice to decide to come back or not?

some enjoyed his posts...and we are supposed to be brothers right?

I don't read every single post from all the members....if u do then that's all on you. If phm upset u, why keep reading?

so vote yay or nay. We welcome super betas, but we don't allow aspiring DJs with their own set of weaknesses what ever we might think they are...thats weak sauce.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GS750

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_sideways_ said:
Why not give him the choice to decide to come back or not?

some enjoyed his posts...and we are supposed to be brothers right?

I don't read every single post from all the members....if u do then that's all on you. If phm upset u, why keep reading?

so vote yay or nay. We welcome super betas, but we don't allow aspiring DJs with their own set of weaknesses what ever we might think they are...thats weak sauce.
I see your point. I voted yes. I still don't think it will happen, but we'll see.
 

adam225

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Yep, his ban needs lifting. I miss those beta fag posts lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I won't call u gaylan....like others do. But why do u care so much jaylan?

is this site ur life? I got swimming pool laid last night...i don't need advice at the moment but phmS words were far more entertaining than yours.

vote no...simple....bashing a dude who isn't even reading ur words is pathetic.. .bashing anybody in real life or internet life is not "alpha".
 

skinnyguy

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_sideways_ said:
I won't call u gaylan....like others do. But why do u care so much jaylan?

is this site ur life? I got swimming pool laid last night...i don't need advice at the moment but phmS words were far more entertaining than yours.

vote no...simple....bashing a dude who isn't even reading ur words is pathetic.. .bashing anybody in real life or internet life is not "alpha".
By that logic, the mods should never ban anyone even if they use racial slurs or other offensive language. PHM used to bash people on this site all the time…I guess that would make him a huge beta faggot.
 

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bring back phm, he was the hero sosuave deserved, but not the one it needed

I doubt they'd unban him though, I doubt he'd even know he was unbanned and I'd imagine he'd hate this place so much for banning him that he'd never come back, but low odds of success are never an excuse for not trying(unless trying has a high cost)
 
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