"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Should I let my dog die a virgin?

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My dog is nine years old and still a virgin - I think he should experience sexual bliss at least before he dies but then once he has it would it destroy him not to have it again? Would he always be in want of more?

And I don't want him to experience his first time with a hor dog- I would like the bytch to be a virgin as well so that it would be a meaningful experience for both!!

Is their condoms for dogs or birth control pills - I don't want him to have a bastard child

He is a Brittany Spaniel purebred! Do I let him go outside of his breed?

And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
 

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Why is this on a forum for humans?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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insidious said:
They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
Are you suggesting that LMS is a virgin? :eek:
 

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man, how can you live with yourself.. I remember the first time my siberian husky got some...i was happy for him but it was the worst thing that could have happen to me... imagine a 70 pound horny dog humping you leg
 

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Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
 

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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
A dog neutered at 9 years of age? lol kinda late don't you think? :p
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
...And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?


Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!
 

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Give him a handjob then let him lick your face. He'll be thankful for it.
 
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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

I am asking these questions because he was all over a known chihuahua hor who had 5 offspring from two different sperm donors!! The hor must be in-heat AGAIN - as hors always are!!!! Should I restrain my dog from his natural inclinations or should I allow him free reign?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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