"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

Should I let my dog die a virgin?

L

Last Man Standing

Banned
Joined
Mar 18, 2006
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
37
My dog is nine years old and still a virgin - I think he should experience sexual bliss at least before he dies but then once he has it would it destroy him not to have it again? Would he always be in want of more?

And I don't want him to experience his first time with a hor dog- I would like the bytch to be a virgin as well so that it would be a meaningful experience for both!!

Is their condoms for dogs or birth control pills - I don't want him to have a bastard child

He is a Brittany Spaniel purebred! Do I let him go outside of his breed?

And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

Read more...

I

insidious

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 16, 2005
Messages
611
Reaction score
17
They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
 
F

fbplayer06

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 20, 2004
Messages
193
Reaction score
1
Age
38
Why is this on a forum for humans?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

B

Brian McGee

Don Juan
Joined
Feb 17, 2007
Messages
91
Reaction score
0
insidious said:
They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
Click to expand...
Are you suggesting that LMS is a virgin? :eek:
 
B

backbreaker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2002
Messages
11,546
Reaction score
572
Location
monrovia, CA
man, how can you live with yourself.. I remember the first time my siberian husky got some...i was happy for him but it was the worst thing that could have happen to me... imagine a 70 pound horny dog humping you leg
 
O

Obsidian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 17, 2006
Messages
2,554
Reaction score
26
Location
TN
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
 
F

fbplayer06

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 20, 2004
Messages
193
Reaction score
1
Age
38
Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
Click to expand...
A dog neutered at 9 years of age? lol kinda late don't you think? :p
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

M

Mr. Unique

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 16, 2005
Messages
654
Reaction score
2
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
 
F

Francisco d'Anconia

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 10, 2003
Messages
15,481
Reaction score
65
Location
Galt's Gulch
Last Man Standing said:
...And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
Click to expand...
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

L

Last Man Standing

Banned
Joined
Mar 18, 2006
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
37
I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?


Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
Click to expand...
No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
Click to expand...
Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!
 
M

Master Bates

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 26, 2007
Messages
1,001
Reaction score
10
Give him a handjob then let him lick your face. He'll be thankful for it.
 
L

Last Man Standing

Banned
Joined
Mar 18, 2006
Messages
3,956
Reaction score
37
I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?


Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
Click to expand...
No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
Click to expand...
Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

I am asking these questions because he was all over a known chihuahua hor who had 5 offspring from two different sperm donors!! The hor must be in-heat AGAIN - as hors always are!!!! Should I restrain my dog from his natural inclinations or should I allow him free reign?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top