"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Should I let my dog die a virgin?

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My dog is nine years old and still a virgin - I think he should experience sexual bliss at least before he dies but then once he has it would it destroy him not to have it again? Would he always be in want of more?

And I don't want him to experience his first time with a hor dog- I would like the bytch to be a virgin as well so that it would be a meaningful experience for both!!

Is their condoms for dogs or birth control pills - I don't want him to have a bastard child

He is a Brittany Spaniel purebred! Do I let him go outside of his breed?

And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
 
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Why is this on a forum for humans?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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insidious said:
They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
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Are you suggesting that LMS is a virgin? :eek:
 
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man, how can you live with yourself.. I remember the first time my siberian husky got some...i was happy for him but it was the worst thing that could have happen to me... imagine a 70 pound horny dog humping you leg
 
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Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
 
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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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A dog neutered at 9 years of age? lol kinda late don't you think? :p
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
...And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
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Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?


Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
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No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

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Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
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Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!
 
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Give him a handjob then let him lick your face. He'll be thankful for it.
 
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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
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No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
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Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

I am asking these questions because he was all over a known chihuahua hor who had 5 offspring from two different sperm donors!! The hor must be in-heat AGAIN - as hors always are!!!! Should I restrain my dog from his natural inclinations or should I allow him free reign?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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