"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Should I let my dog die a virgin?

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My dog is nine years old and still a virgin - I think he should experience sexual bliss at least before he dies but then once he has it would it destroy him not to have it again? Would he always be in want of more?

And I don't want him to experience his first time with a hor dog- I would like the bytch to be a virgin as well so that it would be a meaningful experience for both!!

Is their condoms for dogs or birth control pills - I don't want him to have a bastard child

He is a Brittany Spaniel purebred! Do I let him go outside of his breed?

And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
 
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Why is this on a forum for humans?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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insidious said:
They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?
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Are you suggesting that LMS is a virgin? :eek:
 
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man, how can you live with yourself.. I remember the first time my siberian husky got some...i was happy for him but it was the worst thing that could have happen to me... imagine a 70 pound horny dog humping you leg
 
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Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
 
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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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A dog neutered at 9 years of age? lol kinda late don't you think? :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
 
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Last Man Standing said:
...And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing! :(
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Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?


Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
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No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
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Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!
 
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Give him a handjob then let him lick your face. He'll be thankful for it.
 
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Obsidian said:
Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.
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Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!! :rolleyes:

Francisco d'Anconia said:
Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!
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No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Mr. Unique said:
Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.
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Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

I am asking these questions because he was all over a known chihuahua hor who had 5 offspring from two different sperm donors!! The hor must be in-heat AGAIN - as hors always are!!!! Should I restrain my dog from his natural inclinations or should I allow him free reign?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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