Should I let my dog die a virgin?

[Last Man Standing]

My dog is nine years old and still a virgin - I think he should experience sexual bliss at least before he dies but then once he has it would it destroy him not to have it again? Would he always be in want of more?

And I don't want him to experience his first time with a hor dog- I would like the bytch to be a virgin as well so that it would be a meaningful experience for both!!

Is their condoms for dogs or birth control pills - I don't want him to have a bastard child

He is a Brittany Spaniel purebred! Do I let him go outside of his breed?

And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing!

 

[insidious]

They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?

 

[fbplayer06]

Why is this on a forum for humans?

 

[Obsidian]

wow

:crackup:

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

fine... fine fine... i respect you now... this was hilarious.

 

[Brian McGee]

They say dogs are men's best "friend"..

Why don't you do the job yourself? Kill 2 birds with one stone?

Are you suggesting that LMS is a virgin?

 

[Falcon]

lol this thread is hillarious

 

[backbreaker]

man, how can you live with yourself.. I remember the first time my siberian husky got some...i was happy for him but it was the worst thing that could have happen to me... imagine a 70 pound horny dog humping you leg

 

[Obsidian]

Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.

 

[fbplayer06]

Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.

A dog neutered at 9 years of age? lol kinda late don't you think?

 

[Mr. Unique]

Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.

 

[Docs]

lol @ Phil.

 

[Desdinova]

LOL!

Moved to AE.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...And "No", he is NOT an AFC!!! He is a pimp dog without hos, if there could be such a thing!

Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!

 

[DJDamage]

Whatever you do, don't agree to become your dog's b1tch like this guy.

http://www.break.com/index/way_too_much_tequila.html

 

[Falcon]

Whatever you do, don't agree to become your dog's b1tch like this guy.

http://www.break.com/index/way_too_much_tequila.html

LOL... wow. He even helps the dog into position...

 

[Last Man Standing]

I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?

Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.

Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!!

Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!

No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.

Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

 

[Master Bates]

Give him a handjob then let him lick your face. He'll be thankful for it.

 

[Last Man Standing]

I make jokes and no one laughs – I make a serious thread and it turns into a circus – what’s up with that?

Pook says that non-testosteronized animals make good pets. You should just get him neutered.

Yeah, I should do this as a metaphorical gesture to simulate the emasculating of the American male!!

Oh yeah? Let's see a pic!

No way – I think that would officially make this a “Looks” thread and be shut sown! Look up a purebred Brittany Spaniel and he’ll look similar albeit handsomer!!!!

Buy him a stuffed animal in a form of a dog, my dog uses those and hes neudered. Make it a feminine looking one, my dog has never touched the ugly masculine looking one that I got him, he uses the pink dog I bought him.

Pink stuffed animal? I think your dog is a homo!! He doesn’t need a “REAL” doll – he needs a real dog!!

Some of you are making this into a bestiality thread (although he is a beast) - this is a perversion and degrading the honor and dignity of my dog - if there is such a thing!!!

I am asking these questions because he was all over a known chihuahua hor who had 5 offspring from two different sperm donors!! The hor must be in-heat AGAIN - as hors always are!!!! Should I restrain my dog from his natural inclinations or should I allow him free reign?

 

[Zerix]

L O ****ing L!