"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I be pissed with my girl? How or should i express it?

shark

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I went away for about 3 or 4 nights. I expect her, as usually to either message me via cell phone or text message. However, her cell phone was messed up and I couldnt contact her if i wanted. She didn't contact me once and i got back like 5 hours ago. She knew i was getting back and i was online and so was she. She put a away message on and she HAD to see me online and home and she didn't call.

Am i overthinking this? I still HAVEN'T spoken to her. I'm no AFC, but not a total DJ. Things were going fine before, whats up? How do i express my disapproval of this b.s.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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shark

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do i go along the lines of just asking...like what the ****? Or do i just act curious and try and make it seem like I don't really care and i'm rather just curious?
 

shark

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i spoke to her, she called. She kinda said jokingly "nice of you to call me" and i said me? How was i supposed to call you..you should've called me and she just laughped. I said no seriously..you should've called and she was like "you were on vacation why would you wanna hear or talk to me". What does this mean? How do i respond? Err...

need help!
 

flexion_

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Reading too much into it. Doesn't seem to be any problem here at all.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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She's testing you.....

Stop being so clingy... it's no big deal. So she didn't call. You could have messaged her and said something like,

"hey babe.. i know your phone's not workin' so just letting you know I'm home. call me later, I gotta unpack. I missed ya :) "


Or something like that.


you get the picture....
 

MetalFortress

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Originally posted by shark
i spoke to her, she called. She kinda said jokingly "nice of you to call me" and i said me? How was i supposed to call you..you should've called me and she just laughped. I said no seriously..you should've called and she was like "you were on vacation why would you wanna hear or talk to me". What does this mean? How do i respond? Err...

need help!
Ugh. Just drop it. You messed this up bad enough already.
 
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