MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Should Father's Day be rechristened "Special Person's Day" because it is offensive to single moms?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
lizardking82
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Sick, sick people. And they fight for "equality". So go ahead and replace mother's day with "special people's day"...no, no, you can;t do that. Just the males will be deemed and treated as disposable
wifehunter
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lolz!
RangerMIke
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I don't like any of these made up 'holidays'... Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandparent's Day... Valentine's Day. I get national Holidays and Religious observance... but anything else is just stupid.
I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
wifehunter
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
EyeBRollin
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There are more important things in this world to ***** about.
MoreThanSmooth
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No.
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It's insane what the middle-aged to younger middle-class generations consider "issues" at the moment.
If you want to protest and whinge and try to change something, how about:
- Trying to get homeless people off the streets so they don't die of hypothermia?
- Why not campaign for more renewable energy (considering humanity doesn't even need oil for energy with present day tech)?
- How about taking issue with aggressive foreign policy that is essentially breeding world terrorism?
- What about female genital mutilation, where women get their cl*ts snipped off without their consent?
- Or Pakistan, where women get f*cking acid thrown in their face for not doing what they're told?
No, let's all whinge about "manspreading", "mansplaining" and "Father's Day" instead, because those are the issues that matter. Unbelievable.
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People are so bloody used to living in luxury at the present that they've become horribly entitled and completely ignorant to true suffering and social issues.
It's insane what the middle-aged to younger middle-class generations consider "issues" at the moment.
If you want to protest and whinge and try to change something, how about:
- Trying to get homeless people off the streets so they don't die of hypothermia?
- Why not campaign for more renewable energy (considering humanity doesn't even need oil for energy with present day tech)?
- How about taking issue with aggressive foreign policy that is essentially breeding world terrorism?
- What about female genital mutilation, where women get their cl*ts snipped off without their consent?
- Or Pakistan, where women get f*cking acid thrown in their face for not doing what they're told?
No, let's all whinge about "manspreading", "mansplaining" and "Father's Day" instead, because those are the issues that matter. Unbelievable.
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