MatureDJ
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Should Father's Day be rechristened "Special Person's Day" because it is offensive to single moms?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
lizardking82
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Sick, sick people. And they fight for "equality". So go ahead and replace mother's day with "special people's day"...no, no, you can;t do that. Just the males will be deemed and treated as disposable
wifehunter
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lolz!
RangerMIke
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I don't like any of these made up 'holidays'... Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandparent's Day... Valentine's Day. I get national Holidays and Religious observance... but anything else is just stupid.
I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
wifehunter
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
EyeBRollin
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There are more important things in this world to ***** about.
MoreThanSmooth
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No.
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It's insane what the middle-aged to younger middle-class generations consider "issues" at the moment.
If you want to protest and whinge and try to change something, how about:
- Trying to get homeless people off the streets so they don't die of hypothermia?
- Why not campaign for more renewable energy (considering humanity doesn't even need oil for energy with present day tech)?
- How about taking issue with aggressive foreign policy that is essentially breeding world terrorism?
- What about female genital mutilation, where women get their cl*ts snipped off without their consent?
- Or Pakistan, where women get f*cking acid thrown in their face for not doing what they're told?
No, let's all whinge about "manspreading", "mansplaining" and "Father's Day" instead, because those are the issues that matter. Unbelievable.
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People are so bloody used to living in luxury at the present that they've become horribly entitled and completely ignorant to true suffering and social issues.
It's insane what the middle-aged to younger middle-class generations consider "issues" at the moment.
If you want to protest and whinge and try to change something, how about:
- Trying to get homeless people off the streets so they don't die of hypothermia?
- Why not campaign for more renewable energy (considering humanity doesn't even need oil for energy with present day tech)?
- How about taking issue with aggressive foreign policy that is essentially breeding world terrorism?
- What about female genital mutilation, where women get their cl*ts snipped off without their consent?
- Or Pakistan, where women get f*cking acid thrown in their face for not doing what they're told?
No, let's all whinge about "manspreading", "mansplaining" and "Father's Day" instead, because those are the issues that matter. Unbelievable.
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