"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Should Father's Day be rechristened "Special Person's Day" because it is offensive to single moms?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lizardking82

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Sick, sick people. And they fight for "equality". So go ahead and replace mother's day with "special people's day"...no, no, you can;t do that. Just the males will be deemed and treated as disposable
 

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I don't like any of these made up 'holidays'... Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandparent's Day... Valentine's Day. I get national Holidays and Religious observance... but anything else is just stupid.

I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
 

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I don't like any of these made up 'holidays'... Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandparent's Day... Valentine's Day. I get national Holidays and Religious observance... but anything else is just stupid.

I have told my kids NEVER get me anything for Father's Day EVER.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No.



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There are more important things in this world to ***** about.
People are so bloody used to living in luxury at the present that they've become horribly entitled and completely ignorant to true suffering and social issues.

It's insane what the middle-aged to younger middle-class generations consider "issues" at the moment.

If you want to protest and whinge and try to change something, how about:

- Trying to get homeless people off the streets so they don't die of hypothermia?

- Why not campaign for more renewable energy (considering humanity doesn't even need oil for energy with present day tech)?

- How about taking issue with aggressive foreign policy that is essentially breeding world terrorism?

- What about female genital mutilation, where women get their cl*ts snipped off without their consent?

- Or Pakistan, where women get f*cking acid thrown in their face for not doing what they're told?

No, let's all whinge about "manspreading", "mansplaining" and "Father's Day" instead, because those are the issues that matter. Unbelievable.
 
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