Keeper
Master Don Juan
Okay, wtf. This girl I've been seeing for a while, and banging for a shorter while now, asked that I take a few pictures of myself naked and email 'em through.
WTF?
WTF?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
She wants pictures of me naked.
- Thread starter Keeper
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
DrBeard
Banned
Dont do it dude! She cud set u up!
My mate got with this girl + she took pics of him in shower + said he cud be a model but then the next week she said he is a wanker + she uploaded his pics to a gay porno site!!
My mate got with this girl + she took pics of him in shower + said he cud be a model but then the next week she said he is a wanker + she uploaded his pics to a gay porno site!!
Malachi
Don Juan
Or she could show all your mates and hers or whatever....lolDrBeard said:
The Juan and only
Master Don Juan
Depends how much you trust her. Personally I'd say don't do it, but it's really up to you.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
Blackmail. 
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
So she's starting an album? You guys know when you're a girls first... and I was hers. Seriously, girls don't masterbate to pics/videos like us, do they? Especially nothing like this. Lol
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
I don't think I made myself clear. Let me try again.Keeper said:
Blackmail!
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Ok ok, I get it, thederek. I just want a few more oppinons before I make some kind of decision.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Dont do it dude. They are gonna photoshop your body on gay porn and send the picture to your parents.
El' Waynos
Don Juan
I agree with Flexion..
Another option is to get pictures of her first, that way you have some protection if she miss uses your pics..
also somthing cool to beat off over
Another option is to get pictures of her first, that way you have some protection if she miss uses your pics..
also somthing cool to beat off over
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
coolguy676767
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LOL^^El' Waynos said:
yeah man I wouldn't do it at all, but if you want to, then the lowest risk is that the other guy said about asking her to come over to take some pictures together. However if you take pictures of you 2 together and then e-mail them to her computer or something then she could possibly cut herself out of the picture and still blackmail you, but at least it is a lot less risky.
However liek I said my opinion is to not do it at all, or if you do make sure your face and/or distinguishable body features such as tatoos, birthmarks, or scars are all cropped out as well.
KontrollerX
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You could always give her neck down type of pictures where there'd never be any real proof that it was you.
Really though what the others have said about taking pictures together is the safest bet other than not giving her any at all.
Just make sure to keep a copy for yourself so you've got her naked too incase the blackmail crap starts.
Really though what the others have said about taking pictures together is the safest bet other than not giving her any at all.
Just make sure to keep a copy for yourself so you've got her naked too incase the blackmail crap starts.
The_Lifter
Don Juan
Never give her something without getting something of more worth in return.
Thus it would seem *she* has an appointment with the camera
Thus it would seem *she* has an appointment with the camera
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
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Don't do it..
Don't do it..
brucevangeorge
Banned
Yes, I agree.
If she gives first... then you give. Otherwise, can you spell "Youre screwed"?
If she gives first... then you give. Otherwise, can you spell "Youre screwed"?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.